It’s time to re-brand doping. But hold on, don’t get your knickers in a twist – we’re definitely not advocating EPO or any other PEDs, nor are we slipper-wearing teetotalers. Let’s call this our re-branding manifesto.
In the saddle we give everything, push our bodies to the limit and wring out every last drop of strength. But for us, this is not about making money or marking our place in cycling history, so why should we adopt the monastic life of the pros and sacrifice those sinful pockets of daily life by turning down a beer at a party? (Although, again, no PEDs).
So, put down the power meters, forget the segments and rid your cupboards of energy gels – ride on instinct, ride with sensation. It’s time to get back to the simple pleasure of riding. And you know what you’ll get in return? A velophile-style, two wheel-driven fix of exercise-induced endorphins; this is our form of doping, our hit of the good stuff. Mens sana in corpore sano – sound mind, sound body, sound sport. So join us in this re-branding – dopers, PED pushers (that includes you motoman) and dodgy doctors need not apply.
Tiramisu
Origin: Northern Italy
Waffles
Origin: Dutch, but let’s allow the Belgians to take credit
Crêpe
Origin: France
Beer
Origin: The Belgians and the Germans have this one nailed.
Frites
Origin: Surely Belgium deserves the credit here Variants: Pommes/Pommes Frites/Chips (not to be confused with crisps)
Hamburger
Origin: USA
Espresso
Origin: 1940s Italy
Kaiserschmarrn
Origin: Austria, Southern Germany (doesn’t the name give it away?)
Apple strudel
Origin: German, der Apfelstrudel
Energy bars
Origin: everywhere it seems these days
Croissant
Origin: France
Donut
Origin: USA Variant: Doughnut (British English)
What’s your favourite poison – food and drink – for the hours on the bike and your post-ride ritual? Let us know at dope@granfondo-cycling.com
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Words: Robin Schmitt Photos: Noah Haxel, Constantin Gerlach